Friday, January 08, 2010

texas macaroni cheese massacre

Texas Stadium (home of the Dallas Cowboys American Football team) is to be demolished in March this year as they move to a new hi-tech state of the art stadium sponsored by SonyHD.

However, Kraft Foods is to be the official sponsor of said demolition of the old stadium.

The demolition will be called the 'Cheddar Explosion' to promote Kraft's Macaroni Cheese.

Yes, you heard.

'Kraft Macaroni & Cheese is excited about the possibility of working with the city of Irving, Texas, to be involved in the explosion of Texas Stadium,'

said Joanne Freed, a vice president with Hunter PR (spokespersons for Kraft).

This could be a trend worth importing into the UK.
My beloved Aberdeen FC are moving to a new stadium shortly.
Aitkens Bakery would be my choice of demolition sponsor for the old one.
With the demolition ball made up like an extra fired rowie.

HT to 5 blogs before lunch.

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