cockney reject
Close but no cigar.
The East London cash machine that displays it's instructions in alleged 'Cockney rhyming slang'.
Problem is, in proper cockney slang the rhyming word is never said.
ie 'cash no receipt' would read 'sausage no receipt'.
Nice try but ultimately pony from the posh boys in the pr department ;)
There's precious few cockneys in east London anymore, anyway. They all live in Chelmsford or something.
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