Everyone has a story that they tell over a few beers. Everyone has at least one tale that gets a little taller each time it's told.
And chances are, if they're in that story, then every time they tell it, they become a bigger hero.
We asked Carlton Dry fans to tell us their tall stories, and promised to make a film out of one of them, with the role of 'you' played by Steven Seagal.
Here it is. Sheep Impact.
Starring Steven Seagal as Paul Wieland from New South Wales.