It's our sworn duty as disrupters, heretics and downright cheeky monkeys to get The Kaiser on the BBC's 'So you think YOU can dance?' utter dross-fest.
The producers have issued a challenge:
'Get creative and show us your moves by uploading a video response here. Some of your videos may even feature in the final show!'
Marcus has responded to that challenge [see clip below] so now I encourage anyone who finds themselves here to click through to The Kaiser's Groove on You Tube, rate the clip with 5 stars and do our bit to get him in that final show.
That would be a smashing idea.